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Thursday, March 5, 2009
Nadya Suleman A.K.A Octomom
Did you know that Octomom's home is going up for aucion and that she is appearing on Dr. Phill?
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
Some one is offering Octomom six figures for a video of her giving birth. Is she worth that much money?
Mark your calendars for March 14...STEAK & BJ DAY!!
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.
Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Monday, March 2, 2009
NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
Fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for
A week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office
& I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my
New blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
Did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
Good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
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The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ."
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
Don't have any more damn kids!
Do the porn movie for a million bucks to help out your kids.
Do the porn movie for a million bucks to help out your kids.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Free Food? TGIF anyone?
College is expensive enough without even considering the cost of food. So check back to our blog we will update you with the latest giveaways and freebies. This week we got TGIF. Buy one get one FREE! Don’t miss out, this offer ends MARCH 1, 2009. Enjoyyyyyy!
Click on the link below to redeem your coupon!
http://www.tgifridays.com/promos/bogo_coupon.aspx?fromeTarget
Click on the link below to redeem your coupon!
http://www.tgifridays.com/promos/bogo_coupon.aspx?fromeTarget
Monday, February 23, 2009
Think you can't afford college? Think again!
Every one is low on cash in this economy, but you can still afford to pay for college.
Just follow these tips and you should be O.K (financially).
1. Accelerate your degree
Cram more units in your schedule, that way you can graduate faster at a lower cost.
2. Be a transfer student
You don't have to go to a university straight out of high school, go to a junior college and than transfer to your preferred college. This will save you thousands of dollars.
3. Choose a tuition-free school
Their is a catch for tuition-free schools, you might have to work at least 15 hours a week on the college campus.
4. Get a sponsor
1. Accelerate your degree
Cram more units in your schedule, that way you can graduate faster at a lower cost.
2. Be a transfer student
You don't have to go to a university straight out of high school, go to a junior college and than transfer to your preferred college. This will save you thousands of dollars.
3. Choose a tuition-free school
Their is a catch for tuition-free schools, you might have to work at least 15 hours a week on the college campus.
4. Get a sponsor
Obtain a Federal Student Loan, it's the best way to borrow money for college, (other than a family member).
5. Work off debt with community service
Instead of paying the entire sum of you student loan you can work off the debt or at least a big chunk of it by volunteering in the community and other projects that help the less fortunate and other communities.
6. Apply for Financial Aid
5. Work off debt with community service
Instead of paying the entire sum of you student loan you can work off the debt or at least a big chunk of it by volunteering in the community and other projects that help the less fortunate and other communities.
6. Apply for Financial Aid
If you plan to apply for financial aid, make sure that your parents are not claiming you on their taxes, and make sure you complete the FAFSA months before the deadline. The earlier you complete the FAFSA the more money you will get.
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