Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
Mark your calendars for March 14...STEAK & BJ DAY!!
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.
Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Monday, March 2, 2009
NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
Fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for
A week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office
& I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my
New blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
Did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
Good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
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The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ."
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
Do the porn movie for a million bucks to help out your kids.